WHODUNIT? WHODIDIT?

"ALL staff members of the interim Prime Minister's office will be questioned over the theft of a laptop computer, mobile phone and a USB cable from Commander Voreqe Bainimarama's office.

Police spokesperson Corporal Tevita Suli confirmed this but said a statement would be issued later in the afternoon on developments in the investigation.
Police were able to lift fingerprints from the scene and are working on them for more leads.

The incident happened between Friday evening and Saturday noon.
There were no signs of forced entry into the interim Prime Minister's office. "

And the search is on.........

Well now they've found a soft drink bottle(sprite.....my favourite by the way) and scratch marks on the table.Finger prints too! Someone was not too careful......if the culprit left finger prints either

1. he was one dumb person

2. or he was a really dumb person.

The culprit must have been thirsty and took his bottle of sprite to finish it off inside the office.. He may have sat on that big black leather chair, placed his feet ontop of the table...... then he may have wanted to cut his toenails because they were jamming in his boots so he sharpens his little ....y'know, those little knives thingy jack knives I think they are called, on the table so he can just chop off his jammed toenails.....that accounts for the scratch marks on the PM's table.......

Or, those scratch marks could be a cryptic message......some kind of code......to who?....Don't ask me...I'm not the Police.......

Or, it was a kind of :

"Weh weh weh

I came into your office

I took your laptop

And your telephone

Better watch out now

I know all about you

And your little secrets

We going to get you

And you can't even find us

HA! HA! HA!

MALEKA SARA!

WELA POTE!

Ok....back to normal now.....

As I said in my earlier post, it looks like an inside job! However determining the "inside" is another question.

Remember, thats the problem when you want to wear two hats. Being the Illegal Interim Prime Minister & the Commander of the FMF. Two positions.

Therefore, an elemenatry deduction dear Watson....are you listening Watson?....Wake up!......Of course.....if you have two jobs, especially if you're the head honcho of both.......it stands to reason that their would be two sets of staff to be dealing with.

One set from the his IIPM's Office in the new wing and one set from Hell Hole in Nabua.......hmmmm.......yes, one plus one never really equals two in these times! Watson....... Watson.......you asleep again........oilei na tubelight!